Remember the one about "Little Red Riding Hood"?  Here's a nice little recollection for the Rockrats written by Simian Boy...

Our story begins on a long yellow route. It was an ordinary looking route in an ordinary gym called Gymsville, facing a mundane looking pillar. There was nothing special about this route. It was just another 6B route, like most other 6B routes except it ended with a big grey boulder at the top. It is said that if you pass by the gym today, you can still see the boulder looming high above this climb.

Well, it was on this route that our heroine, Little Red Riding Hood was climbing one day...

But wait, what was a newbie climber doing on a 6B route, you might ask. Well, boys and girls, what you do not know about this route, because I have not told you yet, is that she has been tricked into climbing it by a Big Bad Wolf, who knows that this route hides a deep dark secret. For it is said that when a person falls off that route at the very beginning, there is a scary swinging action that brings her right into the path of her belayer, causing a great catastrophe.

On the fateful day that Little Red Riding Hood was climbing this old route, the Big Bad Wolf offered to belay her, and so she tied in and began her ascent.

"My, what big footholds these are," said Little Red Riding Hood when she reached the first foothold. "All the better for you to step onto," said the Big Bad Wolf. And so she continued her climbing.

"My, what big handholds these are," said Little Red Riding Hood, when she reached her second handhold. "All the better for you to hang onto," said the Big Bad Wolf. And so she continued her ascend.

"My, what a big bulge you have under your belay loop," said Little Red Riding Hood when she looked down from the third hold.

"All the better to..."

Before the Big Bad Wolf could finish his sentence, his speech was slurred as he started salivating. For he saw that Little Red Riding Hood was beginning to peel off the climb, just as he knew she would. She started swinging into his path and he just stood there waiting impatiently, perhaps hoping to ...arrest her swing.

Unfortunately for Mister Big Bad Wolf, the training from all the self-defense classes Little Red Riding Hood's been taking suddenly kicked in - literally!

There was a flash of light and a loud crashing sound, and all was still in the gym for a few moments. When the chalk dust cleared, Little Red Riding Hood was seen standing there looking embarrassed while the Big Bad Wolf lay on the ground clutching his groin.

And then something began to happen and there was movement. Something awful. Something wonderful awful. What happened then?

Well in Gymsville, they say the Big Bad Wolf's bulge shrank two sizes that day.